The Taxpayers

FREE HEALTHCARE, DAMMIT!

Hey guys!  We started a list of free/low cost health and dental care clinics:

http://thetaxpayers.net/healthcare

Life can seem overwhelming when you’ve got serious health issues and no way to pay for it.  However, there are services available - you’ve just gotta know where to look.  Right now this is a short list that’s related to our own experiences, but we’d like to eventually be able to add a free clinic for every state.  

If you have more to add, please get in contact!

RISE OF FUTURE DOGS. COMING SATURDAY, OCTOBER 15th.

In the year 6000 humans are dead.  Cats have risen to power using the cold calculations of mathematics.  Dogs can’t do math, and are being slowly eradicated by the evil cat tyrants.  But a pack of brave rebel dogs and their penguin friend have set out to change the course of history…

On Saturday, October 15th (Saturday!), the Taxpayers will be performing their 3-act play, “RISE OF FUTURE DOGS” during three consecutive shows.  The 1st Act will take place at Red and Black cafe (400 SE 12th) at 6 pm.  The 2nd Act will take place a few blocks away at Laughing Horse Books (12 NE 12th) at 9 pm.  Intermission (and possibly an extra SECRET act) will take place at the Andrew Jackson Jihad show at the Hawthorne Theater.  The final 3rd Act will take place at  the Jurassic Park House (5516 N. Mississippi) at midnight.

Come join us for an evening of musical theater, presented to you by Useless State Records.  Appropriate attire required.

JUNE TOUR!!!

We’re going on tour this June!!!  We will probably come up with a pretty stupid name for the tour in a couple days.  You can count on it!!!

So we’re going to Plan-It-X Fest with OUR FULL BAND(finally)!  All 7 of us our coming.
Here are the dates:

• Wed, June 15 - OLY / Seattle
• Thurs, June 16 - Spokane
• Fri, June 17 - Missoula
• Sat, June 18 - Bismarck (Day Off) <—- we’re gonna drink a bunch of beers and go fishin with Andrew’s dad.  YEE-HAWR!!!
• Sun, June 19 - Minneapolis
• Mon, June 20 - Minneapolis
• Tues, June 21 - Minneapolis
• Wed, June 22 - Milwaukee / Chicago
• Thurs, June 23 - Chicago
• Fri, June 24 - PIX FEST
• Sat, June 25 - PIX FEST
• Sun, June 26 - PIX FEST  (WE PLAY!)
• Mon, June 27 - St Louis
• Tues, June 28 - Lincoln / Omaha
• Wed, June 29 - Denver / Ft Collins
• Thurs, June 30 - SLC
• Fri, July 1 - Reno
• Sat, July 2 - San Fran / Oakland
• Sunday, July 3 - NAKED IN OUR BEDS AT HOME!

We especially need help in:Denver/Ft Collins, Lincoln/Omaha, and Milwaukee

PS - Our PIXFEST show is gonna make you shit yo pants.